Colorado Buffs tiny in viral video, Prime says size lies
A single practice clip turned Colorado's roster into meme fodder, but the fight over whether size actually matters is louder than the tape.
Viral footage from Colorado practice shows players appearing small and lean. One side calls the roster comically undersized after an offseason without enough gym work. The other side says the clip ignores film, scheme, and actual production on the field.
Why these scores — Side A rests on a single widely shared clip from @MLFootball that shows visual leanness but offers no roster measurements or offseason data. Side B from @skobuffss counters with context on scheme and production yet supplies no counter-visuals or body-composition numbers. Both lean on selective framing rather than full practice or game data.
One shaky video from a Colorado practice session shows players who look like they skipped every weight room session since January. The Buffaloes roster suddenly became a running joke across timelines.
Side A points to the obvious: several players appear rail-thin next to Power conference norms, and the program under Coach Prime has leaned hard into speed and skill over bulk. The clip spread fast because it matches what people already suspected about roster construction.
Side B fires back that raw size on a static video proves nothing about pad level, explosiveness, or how the offense actually blocks. They argue the obsession with the scale misses the scheme and the players who actually show up on game day.
The Buffaloes look visibly undersized because the offseason emphasis on speed left too many players skinny and under-muscled compared with conference peers.
- @MLFootball✓ verified“Buffaloes have comically small roster; players skinny and haven’t hit gym all offseason under Coach Prime.”
A still frame from practice reveals nothing about how the team plays; scheme, quickness, and execution matter more than how big anyone looks in shorts.
- @skobuffss✓ verified“Defending Colorado after the “too small” viral video; size doesn’t tell the full story.”
Read it straight — Compare the viral clip against full game film and official roster height-weight charts instead of reacting to the still.
